Better go key her then.
Anonymous

… I have to go

beep beep

Car’s a jeep

>Implying anyone thinks of you as a friend
Anonymous

Sit on it and rotate

So we know how you recycle Car legs, but how would you repurpose a pace face?
Anonymous

Well, it’s ugly enough, could use it to scare off Manticores.

So, what do you think of Car's car?
Anonymous

I think it looks like something an old lady would drive.
Which is actually pretty fitting.
‘Cause she’s old.

carapacereadssomecomics:

So, I’ve made a few minor tweaks to the design of my Brain Jar.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

carapacereadssomecomics:

So, I’ve made a few minor tweaks to the design of my Brain Jar.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

If there were a statue of limitations, it would be you holding a torch and a stone tablet.

Least I don’t weigh as much as one.

So, Dash and this "Mr. Cool" had a relationship? Is it safe to assume, given Dash's current situation, that this young crush of hers didn't end well?

Oh, she says she got over it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she keeps him hidden under her bed still.

Who is Mr. Cool?
Anonymous

rainbow-dash-reads-homestuck:

gilda-reads-dweebs-reading:

Pfft, yeah, he was such a real suave dude.

Dark coat, always wearing those cheap sunglasses. You could say he was the stallion of her dreams back then.

why do I even count on friends keeping promises not to talk about certain things anymore?

I distinctly said that I would never speak a word.

Who is Mr. Cool?
Anonymous

Pfft, yeah, he was such a real suave dude.

Dark coat, always wearing those cheap sunglasses. You could say he was the stallion of her dreams back then.